Monday, July 13, 2009

Big Brother To Bee

Calvin has big news to share with the world!


"Big Brother To Bee"

Calvin is going to be a big brother!
He's so excited - possibly the most excited out of all!
I never knew he'd be so happy, supportive, and already love the baby so much. It's cute to see him this way.

We are almost 7 weeks pregnant with the baby that Calvin normally calls Baby Brother - although he insists that he doesn't care if it's a brother or a sister. If we even mention a name for the baby, he exclaims that it is PickleChips! That is his/her name for now. Can you tell Calvin came up with it all on his own???

Chris and I are thrilled about the baby. It's cute to see how husbands migrate from men to loving and caring fathers/helpers/protectors. Chris has been amazing thus far. I couldn't have wished for a better husband. Thank-you, babe!

On Friday, the baby had its very first photo shoot.
It's merely a 3mm speck right now.
But that's our gorgeous speck with a strong beating heart.
Next sonogram is scheduled for this Thursday and we're to expect better pictures.


I hope you check back often to read about our pregnancy and PickleChip's progression. :-)

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Big Foot Sited On Keller Drive!

Today just minutes before 1:00 p.m. CST, a passenger of a 2000 Buick Century claims to have seen Big Foot on Keller Drive in Effingham, IL.


According to the witness, questioned by Officer Mom, Big Foot is big, hairy, and dangerous. We suspect the witness will return to Keller Drive with his gun to hunt the beast!



Calvin was the eyewitness. His imagination is out of this world!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Since When Do 3 Year Olds Know How To Spell?!?

I spell a lot to keep things from Calvin. Recently we noticed he recognized some of the words I was spelling. Once, it was
G-A-Y... yeah, we chuckled a little when we realized he knew what that spelled.


Just minutes ago, I spelled T-R-O-P-I-C-A-L S-N-O. Chris agreed to go, but since Calvin had to go to bed soon, he wasn't getting him one so mine would be outside in the freezer. As Chris was leaving, Calvin yelled, "Get me Sweet-Tart!" He knew what we were talking about!!!


Needless to say, Chris will be returning with 2
Tropical Sno's. :-) Thanks, sweetie!


As for Calvin and his spelling - what's a parent to do when they can't even spell???

Monday, July 6, 2009

Product Review - Must Have!

Don't Be Scared!
It's relatively painless!!!

Let me introduce you to the Emjoi Emagine.
The dual opposed 72 head tweezer epilator.

I got mine here.

It is amazing.
After three days, I no longer need to shave my underarms!
My bikini line is looking fab and I am starting my legs tomorrow.

My last - and first epilator went caput a few months ago after a few years of dutiful service to my hair removal needs. I'd never used an epilator before and I admitted that the first few times using it were a little painful. Over time, my skin toughened up, the hair got finer, and the pain gone.

When it finally stopped working, I put off buying another one - because let's face it, they're not cheap (I'd already tried a cheaper one, and it didn't work at all). A few weeks ago I finally caved in and replaced my old one with a newer more sophisticated one.

At first glance I was petrified. Dual opposing heads?!? Sounds so intense! To my surprise, it's nearly painless (only slight prick-like sensation when it grabs a thick hair) - and I have little tolerance for pain. Because of the dual opposing heads, it gets more hair in one swipe. I love it!

If you're looking for a way to keep yourself hairless in should be hair-free zones, look no further than the Emjoi Emagine Epilator!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

The unfinished test

Yesterday I took a proctored test for my Advanced Software Applications online course.  I scheduled the test at the Kluthe Center.  I knew from the content of the class that the test wouldn't be a breeze, but I never dreamt I'd run out of time!!! 

Yeah, 9 pages of instructions for advanced Word formatting and only 45 minutes.  When the proctor came in to tell me I had 5 minutes left, I still hadn't started the last 2 sections!!!  I skimmed them and did the best I could - but geez!  I've never run out of time on any test in my entire life.  This was one of the toughest exams and in my opinion - an unrealistic time limit. 

That's my gripe.  For future Lake Land Advanced Software Application students, do not take it online.  It is a ton of work that requires more self motivation than I have.  Take it on campus. 

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

2009 Family Pix

Yesterday was a gorgeous day - perfect for our family photo and Calvin's 4 year pix.  Jennifer Hecht took the photos on location at Lake Sara.  If you're looking for great pix at a price you can afford and no copyright, she's your gal! 


Here are some of my favorite shots.  Enjoy!


Monday, June 29, 2009

THE CHALLENGE!

Mom and Phil, this challenge is for you!


I challenge you to attend the smoking cessation hypnosis treatment at the Keller Convention Center at 7:00 p.m. Tuesday, June 30th.


It's time to set aside the excuses,
quit dragging your feet, and do it!
If not for you, for the health of your family.




Let's talk about second hand smoke - something I think many smokers ignore at their convenience.


•Secondhand smoke has been classified by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) as a known cause of cancer in humans (Group A carcinogen).3


•Secondhand smoke exposure causes disease and premature death in children and adults who do not smoke. Secondhand smoke contains hundreds of chemicals known to be toxic or carcinogenic, including formaldehyde, benzene, vinyl chloride, arsenic ammonia and hydrogen cyanide.4


•Secondhand smoke causes almost 50,000 deaths in adult nonsmokers in the United States each year, including approximately 3,400 from lung cancer and 22,700-69,600 from heart disease.5


**** My point is smoking kills other people!!! What you do to yourself is one thing - but to our friends and family is another! ****


I have an interesting diagram
that shows the contents of cigarettes.
Take
a look!




Go ahead, light up! Sure, doesn't smoking toilet cleaner sound so good?!? How about methane??? Oh and don't forget to get your daily dose of arsenic!


Smoking is serious. Here it is - in black and white for you to read from quit-smoking-stop.com:


•Smoking KILLS


•Every year hundreds of thousands of people around the world die from diseases caused by smoking.


One in two lifetime smokers will die from their habit. Half of these deaths will occur in middle age.


•Tobacco smoke also contributes to a number of cancers.


•The mixture of nicotine and carbon monoxide in each cigarette you smoke temporarily increases your heart rate and blood pressure, straining your heart and blood vessels.


•This can cause heart attacks and stroke. It slows your blood flow, cutting off oxygen to your feet and hands. Some smokers end up having their limbs amputated.


•Tar coats your lungs like soot in a chimney and causes cancer. A 20-a-day smoker breathes in up to a full cup (210 g) of tar in a year.


•Changing to low-tar cigarettes does not help because smokers usually take deeper puffs and hold the smoke in for longer, dragging the tar deeper into their lungs.


•Carbon monoxide robs your muscles, brain and body tissue of oxygen, making your whole body and especially your heart work harder. Over time, your airways swell up and let less air into your lungs.


Smoking causes disease and is a slow way to die. The strain put on your body by smoking often causes years of suffering. Emphysema is an illness that slowly rots your lungs. People with emphysema often get bronchitis again and again, and suffer lung and heart failure.


•Lung cancer from smoking is caused by the tar in tobacco smoke. Men who smoke are ten times more likely to die from lung cancer than non-smokers.


*Heart disease and strokes are also more common among smokers than non-smokers.


•Smoking causes fat deposits to narrow and block blood vessels which leads to heart attack.


•Smoking causes around one in five deaths from heart disease.


In younger people, three out of four deaths from heart disease are due to smoking.



Today is the first day of the rest of your life. It is your choice what kind of life you live and the risks you take. Think of your friends and family. Think of Calvin and Cooper. It's time to be ready. Quit.


7:00p.m. at the Keller Convention Center tomorrow night.
Be there - get hypnotized.


It's $50 - and if either of you dare tell me that's expensive, I will kindly remind you that cigarettes are about $5.00/pack and if you smoke 2 packs a day - thus 14 packs a week - you spend at least $70/week on cigarettes... approximately $300/mo!


In all honesty, quit for yourself. Because you want to be healthier, you don't want cancer, and you want to increase your chances of living a long healthy life. Do it because you love yourself enough not to smoke toilet cleaner, arsenic, and methane. And when you've quit, be proud and announce it to everyone. You can do it!!!